Gilbert Arenas called into WJFK’s ‘Big O and Dukes’ show yesterday to shoot the pirate ship about an assortment of topics, including video games, the Wizards’ off-season moves, and his fat new contract. (You can listen to the podcast here. Whatever the heck a that is.)

But the highlight, as transcribed by RealClearSports, comes near the end of the interview when Agent Zero weighs in on the possibility of doing a reality show.

“Ya know, it’s funny. I got a — you ever seen the show, ‘Rob and Big?’ The producers want to do a reality show on me — the first NBA player to do a reality show. But then I thought about it — I was like, my life is really not that exciting. Ya know, so, I’m thinking about it, because, ya know, I have players like Nick [Young], who’s goofy, so we can do paintball shooting and see who can get hurt on the grotto jumping into the pool …”

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